I had a birthday last week and the world did not stop spinning. Life returned to normal. Perfectly oddly un-ironically… Read more 1 thing the fed gov’t needs now: a few good border collies
Feb has been stupid. Fabulously stupid. Stupid stupid. For a short month it packed in a whole lotta wacky. First… Read more February was a bad month for Elsa from Frozen, Punxsatawney Phil & yoga pants
What is this “break the internet”? What does that even mean? Hang tough for a sec. First things first. #thedress… Read more The dress and llama drama just two latest to break the internet. What are the first two?
2014 was the year that duck face (the weird pucker face that girls make for selfies) made it in, LOLcat… Read more Top trends in 2015. What’s in. What’s out. What in the hell does BAE mean?
New York state just banned piercings and tattoos on pets. No, not the “how-to ID my-pet-if-he/she-goes-missing” kinda tattoos. NY state… Read more Tatted up terriers and pierced pugs? C’mon people, really? Just say no to piercing & tattooing pets!
Tired of walking behind your doggie with that stupid little plastic bag? How ‘bout walking behind a dog with that… Read more The Pope says all dogs go to heaven. Really. Okay, maybe.
Before the tryptophan could kick in, most Americans were already giving thanks that they were sitting down to turkey dinner… Read more Pig on a Plane…not so much. Emotional Support Pig too unruly to fly.
Know what’s better than fresh popcorn and good seats? If you are Stevie Spielberg it’s a movie so anticipated that twelve… Read more Blockbuster much? Jurassic Trailer at twelve million views in ONE day!
Cat videos are so 2010. Know what gets watched millions and millions and millions of times on YouTube these days?… Read more The tiny hamsters are killin’ it again. Tiny meals mean big numbers.